Things Michelle Hates

1. Smart phones
2. Eye doctors
3. The board game "Spirit Island"
4. Mornings
5. Walmart
6. The board game "Gingkopolis"
7. Roller coasters
8. The taste of coffee
9. Piano lessons
10. The movie "Asteroid City"
11. The game "Blood on the Clocktower"
12. Holiday specials
13. Anything by J. D. Salinger
14. GenCon hotel room lottery
15. Beards
16. Pivot tables
17. Animals (except rabbits for some reason)